Everyone is brought up differently and different people have different ways of doing things or saying things and as a result and those things annoy certain people more than others. Heres a few of mine. Weak handshakes. Someone not acknowledging you when you hold a door for them or let them infront if you in a queue or a bar to get a drink. Talking about disgusting things when eating. Coin counters, peeps who gladly accept your generosity with no issue but when it comes to putting their hand in their pockets they get the mental calculators out and start tapping away. All pretty standard i suppose.. What about the silly or less common ones? When smoking: (yes this has its own section) 1, bumsucking a joint. 2, not flicking the ziggy before passing, sobthat it falls off when i take it. 3, passing the ziggy with it in the ashtray flat roach and all. 4, long roaches, anything over 1cm in a slim is too much and i think youre a noob. 5, skinny roaches, create hot lips, anything less than 6mm in diameter and i think youre a part timer. 6, dowie spliffs, 1gram=3 spliffs 9,people who cant count. Sub category. Others. 1, small lines, if ya gonna do it make your eyes water. 2, people who say and mean "lets go for A drink, and actually try to get up after one drink. 3, doors left open in the house. 4, ketchup in the fridge 5, beds under windows 6, sleeping on the wall side 7, fat women 8, scottish people 9, people who dont stand up for themselves 10, people who throw thier weight about 11, unshaven minges, the 70s are over ffs Go.
Normal one. The noise of anyone else eating is grim, never understand why people want to eat with other people not only the potential for grim noises the sight of people eating is also grim, I often hear it's sociable, bollocks you've got your mouth stuffed half the time, surely if you want to chat it's best done without the addition of food, I don't understand 'social eating' makes no sense
Anyone who says I was like... nope you either were or you weren't And that chromosome missing **** Ed Sheeran and anybody who likes ed Sheeran
It makes perfect sense. Does anyone like the sound of people eating? Surely not. Does anyone like seeing other people chompsing? Again must be a no, hence social eating is ****ing weird, something we do because we are told it's the norm...
No and no. But... I do like eating socially with others guess im just lucky i dont eat with absolute slobs with no table manners. So youre right but also wrong
Facebook and Twitter people who think the world cares about their opinion. People who talk too loud (insecure tossers). Brits abroad (the ones who go on holiday and drink for a week solid) Gobby woman, especially the ones who cry when you tell them to stfu. **** takeaways, I refuse to spend money and get crap food. Philip Schofield.
Even if they aren't slobs, it's still not great, have some food then go have a chat and social stuff... makes sense to me
That's what I did in Mexico for two weeks I wasn't in 'Benidorm mode' though, which I think is what you're referring to.
The talking loud is interesting, im pretty excitable and animated at random times, like ill sit there with the mrs and say nothing for 20mins in the phone then suddenly burst into song cos a tv ads come on while still looking at the phone, and often only notice ive done it cos she starts laughing at me Also. When im stoned i talk calm and deffo more quiet than normal. And when drinking im much louder.
There's a friend of a friend who just announces himself when he enters a room, his normal volume is ridiculous. I can't stand the ****.
What about the ones who set up business and happily pay a few quid tax on their takings to clean the money?
Cant lie i like the self announcing But yeh peeps whos normal volume is too loud are annoying, usually the same people who dominate a room, me me me ****ers. Do you get louder when drinking or too scared the mrs will clap you?
Women who swear People who think it’s funny watching videos of kids swearing Snot eating Weed smokers who can make one gram last 3 joints.
