I wish it was me i don't know who he is I just found him and put in room 101 before me wife seen him, but yes dna didn't deal me a great hand for me and laws of average gave me average looks average life a poor position in the matrix but with a good looking co ck, it helps in the valleys .....oh damn it maybe I lied about thee cock bit ........that's pretty average and all.........I can roll a mean spliff though
Aber, Doris is finding my appendage a bit too big pal, looking for something a lot smaller....thought of you! Masky gets him everytime Wink! Right on!
I would love 2 help but I've still not had my operation yet masky dude....tell Doris soz for last time, I left her looking like wookie hole but at least that pit pony managed 2 find it's way out........tell her doc told me I shouldn't go 2 severe because what i got is a gift from the greek god titan...fishy story i know but still he told me he wouldn't reduce me less than ten inches Ps try bony bounder on the jacks board he can help....
tune masky dude that's made me kinda wet>>>>>>>sweaty wet, haven't danced so much since bounder hid from what goes around comes around banter........WE CAN SEE YOU SNEAKING OUT........................WE CAN SEE YOU SNEAKING OUT
Get a room you two. My mind is conjuring up images I really don't want to see. With this bromance Doris appears to be an optional extra.
Get a room you two? Where have I heard that before? Yes at the start of the thread a certain Old Sparkey! Are you one and the same pal? Has anyone ever seen you and he in the same room? If true, could be the crime of the season! The truth will out big Wannk!
No. Sparks lives in Porthcawl. I live in Bridgend. I did not spend my youth enjoying knee tremblers with young ladies at Trecco Bay. Around the back of Woolies in Newport was more my style. No wonder I have dodgy knees. I have met a few not606'ers. Back in the days of Blue Prophet we used to meet up occasionally for post match beers at a pub in Canton, the name of which escapes me. As well as Prophet, there was Bluescull, H Bomb, HT, Brizzle (I think) and others but never Sparkey, to my knowledge. Any others still on here who used to attend? Is this a tradition we should recreate? Answers on a postcard...... Masky, would you bring Doris along?
I was invited by the much miss BP to the pub you are thinking of! In fact as a local kid it was the first time I ever had a pint can you believe? The pub like many is now gone, and was called “The Insole” Glamorgan Street pal! I never went as I was always working, I was known as Domdimdom then BFB. God bless BP eh? Legend apparantly!Masly talks highly of him!