Need suggestions on how to get even ! They delivered a fridge and nicked ma old washing machine - it was in the barn that you have to cut through and is locked. Think they did it as a favour but we didn't ask them to. I phoned them and they confirmed from the document that they uplifted a scrap item and it has been disposed of. A week and several frustrating phonecalls later they now say the document does not say they took it and there's nothing they can do WTF ! NB for bears - bomb threats and bullets in the post are probably ott (but tempting). Ah reckon about £600 fae comet will make me feel better - any suggestions ?
Sounds like the washing machine was a pile of ****e. Probably the best you could afford though ya tramp. The barn? Who the **** do you live with? The Waltons?
Go to the toilets of your local Comet store and take a dump in the cistern. It'll stink the place out and they'll never find it.
Now that I can do ! Good one mate ! Stereo ah cannae believe yer sidin wi the establishment on this wan - yiv selt yer soul fur an electrical appliance ! Ah should have guessed by yer moniker.
Threaten to sure the ****s for theft. If they try and call you bluff then just ****ing sue them ya hillbilly ****
Tell them that they should have recorded the first phone call, and that you want the recording to send to lawyers......unless they give you a reacharound
smear yourself in i cant believe its not butter and go in store roll around on the carpet and then just leave with a 60 inch led tv under your arm
Suing them wid be pretty cool but only if Bollobollo, Michiel and asmoh agree tae be ma legal team - ah reckon three crazy basturts like them wid clinch it wan way or another. Wouldnae be surprised if Stereo wiz the opposition :-(
Drive through the front doors in a hired streetvan, jump out the back, fill the boot with as many flat screens and dyson hoovers as you can and drive off.
what ? no fake butter , no rolling on the carpet , no ****ting in cisterns ... you sir are a downright criminal
