It's been kicking off down here too Black Friday http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Bristol-s-Black-Friday-sales-descend-violence/story-20240676-detail/story.html?678
Haha sorry mate, have been busy pumping! Was at pre opening of the Kempinski private residences last night, they start off at 6million and the penthouse is going for 85million, ****ing ridiculous. The 20 year old yank bird I took to it had a $17,000 handbag! I shall be pumping her tomorrow night, her mum owns oil fields in Texas, hopefully I will get her up the duff!
So you and your prospective Texan mother-in-law can talk about Pumping all day long without you sniggering like a school-boy ? . If so, you`re a better man than me .... I phoned up the school a couple of days ago to say one of the kids would`nt be in as they were unwell .... theres obviously a new woman in the school office ... she picked up the phone and said " hello , ********* public school, this is Gaye ... " and, to my eternal shame I burst out laughing.