Don't think you want me as 12th man, just in case someone gets injured and I have to go on. "As Helguson makes his way to the touchline with a slight limp on comes 12th man Holmes. He waves to the fans with his left hand whilst finishing a roll-up with his right. We've heard a lot about this fella. He won't be bullied in the area (if he ever gets there) and defenders will find it hard to push his 20 stone frame around." "And it looks like Holmes is off. He is walking towards the bench gesticulating wildly. Now he's trotted over to the fans. What is he doing? Oh, it's okay. He's only after a light."
Brought up in the Stan Bowles School of Training then Eamon?... Racing Post in the back of the shorts...
