A chippie near me does mushy pea fritters, that is a dollop of mushy peas deep fried in batter! They are lush!
When we used to do county shows down your way skipper, we used to have a plate of them with a pint or 5 of Flowers Great stuff.
Now you're talking, Flowers, served in a pub that knows how to keep a pint, is very difficult to improve upon! You ok Maestro, you've been very quiet lately?
A chippy near the Father in Laws in Scotland does deep fried pizza or pizza crunch which is battered deep fried pizza, you can also buy cigarettes, sweets and ice cream in the same shop, it goes a long way to explain why the Scottish have a lot of heart problems.
If you're interested, you can get a battered pizza at the Jolly Fryer in Wymondham, if you live in the area it might be worth a pop! not very nice though