Come Dine With Me

Last week it was Aberdeen.

Tonight it's my birthplace, Crawley.

With any luck next week will be my third hometown, Bearsden.

Somebody Up There, a favourite Bowie song of mine!!

 

where abouts in Bearsden?

 

Durness Avenue not far from Boclair Academy. Moved there in 74. Loved it there. The Drumchapel guys kindly gave me a good kicking to see me off.

Sweet, really.

 

I used to go to St Andrew's College.

 

You've never been educated in anything you wee dirty.

 

I've learned all there is to know about bj's.

 

You ever given someone a rusty trumpet? my pals asking if you want a bulgarian breakfast?

 

Is your pal a darkie?

 

Bulgarian breakfast

 

To be fair you just have to suck it and see, allegedly.

 

I'm not even the slightest bit curious as to what it is.

 

I was:

Bulgarian Breakfast
when a man cracks an egg into a woman's vagina, then procedes to **** her, thus scrambling the eggs. the woman then squats over a pan, let's the mixture run out, and they scramble the eggs. enjoy!

 

Jesus Harold Christ.

 

that's disgusting. a new level of disgusting.

 

I'm a Viz afficianado and I have no idea what a Bulgarian Breakfast is!!

 

It's an east coast thing. Like shagging your sister.

 

I wish I didn't know now.

 

Oh according to Urban dictionary that's very tame compared to the rest of the activities that Bulgarians get up to .....

 

Sounds more minky weegie to me.