Colocinni next manager.... "Daily Telegraph"

They must be having a ****ing laugh. I can imagine the team talk.... Look at me, see how .much passion I have when I pull on this shirt.. Press bollocks...

 

I heard it's Ben arfa he's going to be unveiled at chicken cottage

 

link for those who're interested

 

Maybe Colo needs to stop giving team talks and being involved on the training ground as:
1) we've been bloody awful in the spell he's been doing this
2) his own form has been of concern in this time.

We have coaches and a manager to do this, players don't need to be doing their job for them - let everyone concentrate on their own position as no one is currently looking good out of this!

 

Is the Telegraph banned ???
if not, they soon will be if they make stuff up

 

Even Ashley is this stupid is he? Might be a caretaker for a game.

 

Does the Telegraph still try to make out its a serious Newspaper.
Its no wonder they banned it.

Probably as bad as yesterdays Mirror story on Bruce/Shearer partnership.

Ban the f***** lot, they're all full of s***.

 

Hahahahahahahah

 

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This is laughable, he shouldn't be our captain, he shouldn't be in the first 11 based on his form and attitude and he definitely shouldn't be our manager.

 

As ridiculous as this article is, it actually could be exactly the kind of thing Ashley might do. We know about his penchant for promoting from within, so it ticks that box. Colo barely speaks English, so the whole 'lost in translation' excuse could be rolled out for ages.

If it does happen, will the tea lady be promoted to reserve team coach?

 

Here's hoping for a warm glow for you about 5 oclock on Saturday !!!!!!

 

Not in the starting 11? Who would we start ahead of him. Saylor? Willo? Mbiwa? Bad news is they're all ****e mate. He is still our best centre back despite being average. Sums up our defensive talent for me.

Manager?

 

You couldn't tell me one fo the kids couldn't do better? I mean at least they'd try or even look like they cared.

I agree, our CB's are useless at best for Colo really doesn't care, the way he stormed down the tunnel at F/T was nothing short of a disgrace and well worthy of a club fine given he's the captain.

 

Maybe young Good and Streete are worth a go. I think he does care personally. I think for sure he is frustrated but so would I be if I was playing like him and his teammates. Then he has his manager whose head has gone and hasn't a clue when under the pump. The club is rotten to the core and he knows it.

I hate to keep going back to it but I did say this transfer policy would start to bite us on the arse. This isn't all down to the manager or tactics or bad feeling from the stands. We have created some of this with stupid policies.

 

Look I know Colo isn't being great at the moment but I don't believe he doesn't care and I find that suggestion absurd. He seems totally disillusioned and maybe his focus isn't what it was but then again you could level that at everyone atm. His and most other's confidence seems utterly shattered but the alternatives quite frankly suck many miles of elephant dick. Williamson is a cart horse who now needs to be out out of his misery, Saylor needs to suffer more misery and I can't think of any other c**t. Putting one of the young lads into the current environment would kill their careers before it even started.

This managerial story is a load of bollocks anyway.

I saw a post on Newcastle Mad saying he is 'the worse captain in the history of the club', I've never heard such a pile of s**t in my life. He is/has been the best defender I've seen at Newcastle in my lifetime. Probably him and Woodgate - no one else really comes close.