Question for Craving. From you VIP seat were you able to see which coaches were in the dugout yesterday? I know Jokanovic, Escobar and Gray were there 'cos as mentioned they were in the middle at the warm up. However, although a bit far away to be sure, did I also see Alan 'The Astrakhan Coat' Curbishley and Steve Wigley as well ? Then we have Slavi's assistant coach, Javier Pereira, who is due to join this week. And of course Mike 'The Meddler' Rigg is omnipresent. That seems like an awful lot of cooks in the pot!
Fulham's Chief Football Bloke has recently decided that, after some thought, he will be changing his surname to Bigg and henceforth wants to be known as Mr Bigg. So the aforementioned Mr Bigg, in his capacity as Chief Football Bloke, has asked me to state quite clearly that we aren't looking for any more cooks, but if we should have any, and a thorough audit will be taking place by the weekend, but, as previously mentioned, he does not mean the next coming weekend but a weekend prior to the end of the season, although not necessarily the current season, then they will be sacked and we will begin an exhaustive search for a head food warmer who will, naturally, report in to Mr Bigg who will, as from this weekend, be taking on responsibilities for culinary operations. It should be noted that any requests directly to Mr Bigg for a quick pie and chips will be ignored.
I only saw/recognised SJ and Gray if I'm honest. SJ wasn't impressed going by his body language. Partly due to the fact the dugout seats aren't sports car seat style and heated and the fact the ball never got out of the Fulham half.
