Closet footballers

Fans always used to joke that Le Saux should play for the Irons. Robbie Fowler certainly mocked him for being gay. And Sol too.

Other rumours were/are: Ibra, Guardiola, McFadden.

Which footballers do you think are stuck in the closet?*

*this is a light-hearted thread so sensitive fans like Billionaire Queens PR fan etc should not take offence

 

What a boring thread

What about posters? I nominate you

I read you were 40 yr old somewhere I think, incredible

 

I am sure other sites are better for picking up men.

FYI: I'm not gay but my boyfriend is

 

I dont know you picked up C Waffle on here

 

Agreed.

I get no joy on here

 

You treat me like **** you slut.

 

This thread is gay

 

Ask someone who is gay cos apparently they can spot other gays.......Matth.......???

 

Rohypnol doesn't work on the internet

 

Is a closet footballer a gay man who won't admit he plays footy?

 

Like Torres but in reverse

 

It must be obvious to teams if they have a gay player in there ranks. After all what footballer on thousands of pounds a week is going to struggle getting a girlfriend. They must stand out like a sore thumb

 

I always thought and still do that ronaldo is a puddle jumper. Reckon his alleged relationship with that bird is for show. It's weird how he paid some bird to have a child for him.

 

Dwight York was half curry half rice, he was the stud at an orgy with trannys.

 

Ha ha. Would probably bone anything but not a Matth or spitzlberger