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  1. newbottle bank

    newbottle bank Active Member

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    Mark Bunn signs for Villa:

    "Aston Villa is a huge football club and this was too good an opportunity to miss out on," he told the club website.
    "I'm looking forward to getting to know my new team-mates over in Portugal at our pre-season training camp and I can't wait to get started."
     
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    I know it's probably just me but I don't understand this thread?
     
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  3. Brian Storm

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    'This game needs a goal' :headbang:
     
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  4. BackO'TheNet

    BackO'TheNet Well-Known Member

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    Years ago, I nearly bought a book about cliche`s and old English sayings...


    ...but it would have cost me an arm and a leg !
     
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    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    He has his "football reasons", like the Bentmeister :)

    Talking about turncoat bastard forwards, I see Gyan has signed for Shanghai. What a career the lad is having. Hopefully, all the cash will make up for the regrets at playing in the Z Leagues for half of his time in football...
     
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  6. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Its a game of 2 halves!! <doh>

    How the hell can you have more???
     
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    Keep the ball on the deck lads, we're kicking against the wind in this half!
    If in doooobt, kick it oooot!
     
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    Have you forgotten?

    So hyem he came from Palestine and cut it in three halves.
    That soon stopped it eating bairns and sheep and lambs and calves.
     
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  9. Brian Storm

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    'Setting up the stall' which has been replaced by 'Parking the bus'

    There's that many they've started replacing them <doh>
     
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    Extra time?
     
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    As soon as I wrote that I realised i'd made a tit of myself! (Again)
     
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    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> How you doing fella?
     
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    I'm alright mate, I only forget things occasionally now which can get frustrating but I can handle that all things considered!

    Have you been in Carlisle recently by any chance, on a Sunday? If not, I could swear I saw your double
     
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  14. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> Nice one! You just saved us from calling you that mate!
     
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    <laugh>

    There's plenty more I can be called!
     
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  16. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Gotcha! Its "twe" halves, not three halves!
     
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  17. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Well if you're into a bit of abuse, I'm sure there's a few on here will be only too happy to help you out
     
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    Billy, Comm, Smug

    Did I miss anybody?
     
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  19. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    The list is long my friend!
     
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  20. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    a bird in the hand
     
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