I'm the only **** left in the office apart from the cleaners who are going round now. One of thems an absolute wee darling, but the rest are like something from the arse end of the scheme. Might get the wee darling in the throne room (my name for the disabled bog) It's got more room and some bars for support. Yeehaa
Think I'm going to. Shes making her way to me, wiping all the desks. Wonder if I ask her if she wants to wipe up after I'm done with her
Just remembered the **** I work with has a pack of jonnies in his drawer he's 22, never shagged a burd and bought them incase he got to but he's too afraid to take them home incase his mum sees them He wouldn't notice if a few go missing.
<laugh. Who cares? All that's important is to make chat with the cleaner and then get her pumped. She'll be horny as **** with the heat and a bit of chat
And my bulging muscles Couple of ways you could take that one I'm dieing to shag her. I'm a ****ing disgrace. I'll have a dream about a bird I went to school with, then wake up and add her on facebook Shes just over the wee wall from me giving me chat. Innuendo galore. GIP
She's went round the corner. Said she'll come round and do my desk last. She'll be wiping up the sweat marks her arse leave I am literally desperate to shag this wee lassie today Got my phone charging from the comp just now so if it happens I can get pictures
ML went for a tug in the gents while picturing Morrissey and the burd had done a ****e on his desk when he got back. Felt guilty, rubbed it aff and put it in his top drawer <WETFERT>
were you the **** that was trying to catch a peek of me over the cubicle wall? Thank **** I'm moving desk, the next person at mine is in for a nasty surprise <festeringshite>
