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Clean up to aisle 4

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by lone ranger, Sep 13, 2010.

  1. lone ranger

    lone ranger Active Member

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    was getting changed after the gym yesterday when i noticed that my minging black toenail (from half marathon) was about ready to come off so i start pealing it away and it comes off but in doing this i burst the blood blister underneath and the wk old black blood oozes out. at this point i hear the "heeeeuuurgh [splat] heeeeeuuuurgh [splat]" that can only be the result of someone spewing on a tile floor :emoticon-0119-puke: and turn round to see some hungover student spewing all over the changing room floor <laugh>

    obviously the blood bit was just too much for him <laugh>
     
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  2. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    bloody students.
     
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  3. who goes to the gym hungover?
     
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  4. lone ranger

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    he'd obviously be necking water to rehydrate aswell, there was ****ing pints of the stuff <laugh>
     
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    <laugh> it was hilarious ML, i just told him to man the **** up and kept getting changed, when i left he was still sitting with his head between his knees staring at the pool of sick and drooling <laugh>

    his **** was weak
     
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  7. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    your toe-kung -fu is strong
     
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