You don't need to sign up to these sort of sites to find slags, there's plenty of them in the toon every weekend. The toon was hoaching wae them last night.
As I said, I was being serious for a change, surely even actual Slags would neither think of themselves as such, let alone call themselves Slags? It's got to be a site full of man waiting for a reply that never arrives or one or two women with severe mental issues? Even if you - by some miracle - you find a woman who is willing to meet for a no strings attached shag (unless she's a Thunderbird puppet) what's the betting she's either a real horror - a double bagger - or a mental case who would boil your bunny as quick as look at you, or both.
That's very sexist, the women on here won't like that and you know what they are like, all bitchy and touchy and stuff, they'll probably Neg Rep your arse you sexist bastard.
Tina's just pos repped me with her Local Slags contact details. No doubt Jen will be on later once she's finished cleaning the house, cooking the dinner and scoffing at poor people in the Mail on Sunday.
Yes, i've got the missus fluffing up my pillows and peeling me some grapes right now, she pretends she does not like it but nothing says shut up beeatch like a good backhand slap on the kisser. Wait till she finds out i've signed her up for that site.
Birds these days couldnt care less what they are labelled. As the fabulous one says, town and city centres are full of slags who would let you bang them at the drop of a hat. I'd say that site is filled to the brim with dirties and they all wouldn't be mingers. Fill your boots Dev Imagine meeting your own bird through it
