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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Imagine the Mackems scooping up all of their turds in those black dogshit bags.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 19, 2018
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Classy that. Doing someone out of a job though
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jun 19, 2018
  4. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

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    I think that sometimes.
    Grips my **** when people drip litter or leave their mess on a table at KFC or can't be arsed to put a trolley back. Maybe I'm the nob head though as I'm doing someone out of a job
     
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  5. RobEllious

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    Yes you're the nobhead. Personally I take ****s on the rim of public toilet seats just to keep those cleaners in jobs, what are you doing!?
     
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    RobEllious, Jun 20, 2018
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I have a bag of pubes I carry with me to sprinkle on bog seats.
     
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    Comrade Albert- part of the solution
     
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  8. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Not sure how it is keeping someone out of a job - a cleaner cleans not pick up rubbish.
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jun 20, 2018
  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    So if everyone just collects their shot in KFC, Starbucks or McDees etc etc, you don’t think these people won’t start employing less people? If there is a margin to be had they take it. All hail the messy ****s I say.
     
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  10. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Er? Once the **** has been removed the person than has to clean! If the little C U N T S just removed their rubbish the cleaner would still have to clean
     
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    Im guilty of many things but littering isnt one of them unless ive pissed into a cup on the a1
     
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    I sprinkle mine on the tables in KFC.
     
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    You guys are disgusting!
     
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    I was listening to a conversation between a couple of pubes on a toilet seat.

    One said to the other " been here long "
    The other pube replied " about 10 minutes "
    First pube " how long are you staying for?"
    Second pube " Oh...until I get p!ssed off "
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Jun 20, 2018
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    Everywhere ive ever been theres always been a phantom bogey wiper!!

    After 30 years the phantom remains at large, however I think i might have finally made a breakthru in the case here.
     
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  16. Howe's about that then?

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    Get the feeling it annoys you too
     
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    :police: Need any help on this one Captain or will you care to tell us now?
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Yeah but that two man job becomes a one man job. Or the one role gets merged into other duties. Now take this tray away.
     
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  20. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    I did wonder who would employ someone like Chippy and what his role would be.
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jun 21, 2018
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