How do you know when you are past it? You climb over a row of seats and have to use your hands to lift your trailing leg over. When you get out of your seats your knees crack and you make a ooofff sound. When your no longer searched when going into the ground while anybody else is. You own a 1970's silk scarf and people in their thirties and forties have no idea what it is.
Ive just recently cut off 14" of hair ponytail!!! and also 8" of beard!! When lockdown started i said I would not shave or cut my hair till I got back to my project in the NW of Scotland I got back on the 6th may /7th may a weds anyway
I once joked to a bouncer at a nightclub that no one asked for my ID, he quick witted replied. “I expect next time you get asked will be in future for your bus pass. So enjoy not being bothered for a while”
When you don't wear socks, not because it's cool or hip (?!), but because you can't bend down to put them on!!
OH I left 4" of hair and 3" of beard ... I have one of those long shoe horns, tie my laces so my feet are comfortable and the shoe/boot does not fall off. then i can take them on and off using the shoe horn to assist putting on... Just completed my doctors interview, ref heart , not as bad as I thought... bad news and good news ... bad news is its bad news! good news is not as bad thought ... keep on taking the tablets...
Got my two youngest granddaughters staying today and tonight. One three year old and a six month old. So I feel really old and tired now. The baby is easy, the three year old is like having my son again at that age. Now I know how my mum and dad felt looking after him Next time the 8 year old will be here to wear her out.
