City email scam

I've just received an email from Hull City regarding buying tickets for tomorrow nights game.

Beware, do not buy tickets through the link. Navigate to the site via your browser instead.

 

Thanks for the tip

Not sure who hull city are those bastard scammerd

 

I got an email on Outlook the other day, saying it was from Google and that I had two unread emails..

Do not open the link. Its ransom wear, delete the email pronto and run your defender software...

 

I resolve this by never opening emails...

 

Kidnapping apparel?

 

I only open e mails from prince ngana. Ive just been left 600k in a Nigerian bank. Get in

 

Send them £10k quick and they'll double it for you

 

I sent £10k via Western Union, still waiting for my pay-off.

 

My tulip bulb plantation is maturing nicely on the Florida swampland I purchased with bitcoins a few months ago.
I'm putting it up for sale. Cash only. pm me if interested.

 

Yeah something like that. To be honest could do with the cash as bank card wont let me withdraw. Apparently ive no funds in which cant be right??

 

Fortunately these things don't affect me, as I never use the internet at all.

 

What’s an email ? Is it the same as a twatter, splatter ?

 

I think you mean he male?
A man's man.

 

I once won a free carpet clean and some twat turned up trying to sell me a £1,000 hoover.

I also set off with my laptop on my car roof yesterday, a neighbour from up the road brought me it back, still working, Happy days.

Thanks for the post I'm living proof idiots exist.

 

Told you it was a scam.

 

I once also 'won' a free upholstery clean many years ago. The idea was of course to sell me the cleaner. I let the bloke come in and to be fair the upholstery cleaner was very powerful. So much so that it sucked up some of the material off one of the arms on my settee and the silly bastard tried to cover it up.
I sued them for £400 and won which wasn't a bad return on a £20 second hand settee.

 

Not an email but just got this text, dodgy bastards.. I'm not with the ****ing AA.. or any of the others.. my car isn't worth fixing if it breaks down.

Hello, your AA Membership number is 6356011511364111. In a breakdown it's quicker to use our app, download it now theaa.com/fast or call 0800887766

 

Come see me mate

 

You don't sell cars, you sell ****e

 

**** off Robert, you wouldn't know a decent car if it crept up and bit you on the arse.