Cigarettes

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  1. brb

    brb Stoopid

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    Price has gone up again, pricing them out is the new banning.

    Saw Aldo in the pub the other day, his first bar order was two Stella's a double whisky and a belly buster breakfast, the guy was the size of an inflated elephant.

    But that's OK lads, was the picture of health, he didne smoke :)
     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Only spastics pay over the counter prices for fags .
    Head to your local Polski Sklep and ask for cheap Marlborough you should pay £5.50p max due to them not paying duty on them.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Aldo doesn't drink Stella or whisky
    Aldo doesn't eat belly buster breakfasts unless he cooks them himself.
    Aldo has no idea what an over inflated elephant looks like or how you would even go about inflating an elephant.
    Aldo smokes like a chimney.

    Kevin is just wrong.
    In all sorts of ways.
     
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    brb Stoopid

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    £5.50 is expensive for duty free. I would never pay that for duty free.
     
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    Don't then you Stoopid **** pay £9.60p
     
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    brb Stoopid

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    I said expensive for duty free! <doh>

    I never pay £9.60 for cigs. Duty free through the ports is about £20 - £30 for 200. Cheapest I ever done was £9.50 for 200 out of Gib, if you can get them pass the checkpoint. Shops down here will do you B&H blue for £5.99 - £6.50 (until increase this week) if you are desperate until next supply.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Smoking is for Jeremy Kyle guests
     
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    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    I'm on the vape from Monday.

    More the cancer than the money tbh.
     
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    Pass the checkpoint?
    :emoticon-0136-giggl

    Just go to a Polish shop it's much easier than leaving the country to smuggle 20 B&H past ****ing checkpoints you twonk.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Aye vape and you will live. Smoke and you may die. But when you are dying in your bed many years from now which one of you wouldn't give every day from this day untill that to.come back here and tell these ****s you may take our lives but at least we won't look like a complete fud sucking on a fluorescent plastic tube.
     
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    Vapists are worse than roll up smokers.
    Sickly ****ing smelling crap with pretend smoke.
    They sicken me just quit or smoke proper fags .
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Mmm surely roll ups are the proper fags.
     
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    Junkies students old people the homeless and hippies smoke roll ups.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    But they were the original fags were they not. That why cigarettes are called.tailor mades.
     
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    20 fags last me a few weeks I mainly use them for splifs or if I'm waiting about for something.
    I don't even like smoking I just do it to look cool .
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    How is that working out?
     
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    Or salmon in jail.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Nup nae idea
     
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    Great
     
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  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    Sam thingymajig , the golfer. He always smoked roll ups.
     
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