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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScotlandFanMuir, Sep 21, 2011.

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  1. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    Yep, it's getting near that time again when we need to 'prepare' for Christmas. Yes, seriously.

    What are we all getting for our loved ones this year?

    I'm going to get the burd a solar powered vibrater. It'll save me a fortune on batteries seeing as the sun shines out of her arse.
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, Sep 21, 2011
  2. ToL1D7

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    **** off its septemeber. go back to bed ya early season ****er
     
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  3. Tina_old

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    Aye, **** off ya dick.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...and also cos you're rank ****in rotten at shaggin.
     
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  5. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    I've already just about got everything in, even wrapped it all, with pretty little bows n'all <ok>
     
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  6. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    Have you ever tried to hammer in a wee nail? It's difficult, end up with sore fingers <ok>
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Fair point. But it was still a major disappointment.
     
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  8. ToL1D7

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    I diagnose this arsehole to have a needle dick.. Do all concur?
     
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  9. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    Needles can be long and cause pain ya stupid welsh ****.
     
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  10. ToL1D7

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    thats the smartest thing you've said all day. Lets get ya a gold star :) now you be sure to show your mummy when you get home ok :) thats a good boy
     
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  11. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    Charming.
     
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  12. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    hopefully this year ill get toys off my mam and santa <ok>
     
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  13. Medro

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    Getting my girlfriend a laptop I think. She keeps going on about one and her birthday is a few days after xmas so that should keep her happy.

    A friend of mine came up with a great idea for his womans birthday. He was gonna create a certificate in photoshop saying that he had named a star after his girlfriend. A really soppy present that she would like and it would cost him £0.
     
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    I'm giving the wife Aids for Christmas ...

    The gift that keeps giving!
     
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  15. ToL1D7

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    Women are money hungry. Like jews with a bigger appetite. buy her a washing machine, she'll love u :D
     
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  16. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    at least one part of that sentence is a lie ... thus rendering the whole thing a fabrication <ok>
     
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  17. Medro

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    We have a washing machine already.

    The old "you don't have any friends" joke.<doh>
     
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    Medro, Sep 21, 2011
  18. Kyle?

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    i'm getting the complete star wars collection on Blu-Ray. I'll probably just buy my mother another toaster.
     
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  20. Kyle?

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    Can you imagine how awkward christmas morning would be if i did that <laugh>
     
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