Yep, it's getting near that time again when we need to 'prepare' for Christmas. Yes, seriously. What are we all getting for our loved ones this year? I'm going to get the burd a solar powered vibrater. It'll save me a fortune on batteries seeing as the sun shines out of her arse.
thats the smartest thing you've said all day. Lets get ya a gold star now you be sure to show your mummy when you get home ok thats a good boy
Getting my girlfriend a laptop I think. She keeps going on about one and her birthday is a few days after xmas so that should keep her happy. A friend of mine came up with a great idea for his womans birthday. He was gonna create a certificate in photoshop saying that he had named a star after his girlfriend. A really soppy present that she would like and it would cost him £0.
i'm getting the complete star wars collection on Blu-Ray. I'll probably just buy my mother another toaster.