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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I hate the ****ing things. I'm constantly fighting to avoid being controversial when pissed. Luckily, the directors tend to **** off after the meal. It's at the Golden Pheasant at Plumley, which is a nice country gaff. Any of you doing anything extravagant?

    On the Tuesday before Crimbo, I'm meeting the COO of my main client and the COO of another company I recruit for. They used to work at the same company. One of them is the guy who took me to the Toilet last season. He's from Glasgow, but he went to uni at Manchester. We're going to a boozer called The Marble Arch on Rochdale Road, near Ardwick. It has its own micro brewery and a large selection of guest ales. It looks like it'd suit all you ale snobs on here - have a look at the website. Can't see any ****ing Carling there <grr> <laugh>
     
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  2. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Dont want to know what you got up to there
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    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Got ours on Thursday. Big morning with everyone in department (80odd) then off for meal and drinks etc. Pretty standard really, never normally overly exciting.

    Went on another one last week where finished half day and went for food and comedy show, was pretty good.
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Don't tar everyone with your tainted Brighton brush. Toilet = Old Trafford <doh>
     
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  5. We have a get together but no alcohol involved, just a few snacks etc. Very boring :(
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    We have a pot luck in the auditorium I dread every year.

    Pot luck. No better way to get sick. Worst part is it turns into a bloody prayer-fest.

    Our group has a small lunch in and a white elephant gift exchange. That's more fun. Don't like the huge whole department prayer fest though avoid it when I can.
     
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    Good thinking, Red. Covered your arse there.

    Hope you did in the toilet as well...... :emoticon-0141-whew:
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    NO ****ING ALCOHOL? <yikes> WHAT'S THE ****ING POINT? <doh>
     
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    Has anyone ever worked somewhere they had one of those stereotypical wild office Xmas parties where butts get photocopied and people randomly hook up?

    Are those real anywhere or just Hollywood?
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It was an extremely unpleasant experience. He's got a season ticket so I was in with all them. Got beat 3 - 0 (0 - 3). He invited me again this year. I politely declined. Thank ****.
     
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  11. Trust me, it's better that way. Most of the people I work with are old like you (but normal) ;)
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    A hotel room would have been more impressive.
     
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    So it starts off a banquet for everyone you turn up and every poor fecker is left with just snacks
     
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  14. <laugh> ****er!
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    What a few snacks looks like to Gerrez.

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  16. Where's the cobs? :bandit:
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Sick ****. Why would you eat a cob?

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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    In the field over the road with some gyppos cantering around on them <doh>
     
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  19. Far too easy <laugh>
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It still has to be said.
     
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