Christmas Trees

We've always had a fake tree in the Grove household but some people will only have a real one (fake tree, fake Christmas as I've been told before)

Do you fake it or are you the real deal?

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What an awesome thread.

 

Nice thread

 

Thank you. I was going to add it as a comment on one of the other many Christmas themed threads but I thought this debate needed to be opened up to a wider audience.

I take it you voted for a real tree. The assumption being made after seeing only two votes, one of which was mine, and I can be fairly certain that some people would not have taken the time to vote.

 

Fake as last time I got a real one the cat pissed all over it

 

^^^^ blamed it on the cat

 

Real tree and real fire for this real man,fake trees are for poofs and mongos though the wife is at me for years to get one.

ps a fake tree not a poof or mongo

 

Duly noted, thanks.

 

I don’t celebrate the birth of Jesus so I don’t put a tree up. Hope this helps

 

Fake. Don't like the smell of the real ones and they're messy as ****.

Putting mine up tonight

 

I'd upload a pic of ours but @Micko has rendered my account ****e.

FGAU

 

when mine were wee they used to cling onto the middle of the tree and just hang there. Wee arseholes. They haven’t even looked at the tree this year. Glad they’re older.

 

^^^^ house full of old pussies

 

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Got a real one with roots outside in a bucket of water, hoping it will live when I plant it in the new year.

 

Did that a few years ago. It died.

 

I did that a few years ago, left it in the bark round the side of my house after Xmas, the roots got through the pot and basically had reached about 6mtrs away from the pot in the space of about 4 months.

Moral of the story, plant it asap or the fker will try and put its roots down wherever it can.

My tree is dead now as I left it in the bushes next to my work and the cleny took it away (or Roma - not sure)

 

Roma stealing swans from Queen’s Park pond is becoming a Christmas tradition these days. Don’t think they know yer no allowed to it. Easy mistake to make.

 

Doesn't her Maj own all the swans in her realm? Off with their heads I say.

On the Roma note, check these ****s out.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-46419101

Been going on for years but mention it and the race card gets an airing.