Black Friday, Panic Monday, Cyber Week, Panic Friday, Giving Tuesday - relentless piped Christmas Muzak played in every ****ing store the word 'Christmas' on every ****ing TV advert - and if hear one more rendition of - "Everybody's Having Fun" - Noddy Holder should be left in purgatory for eternity - Jesus! ...Rant over where's the Jack Daniels and bah Humbug
Rihanna and Stevie wonder are destroying my Christmas all on their own. Overkill isn't the word. It's a massacre. **** off Apple. Oh and aftershave and perfume adverts with slit your wrist crude covers as their soundtracks.
It's a wingless & legless bird ffs- the bloody supermarkets are laughing their socks off at 40 odd quid for a Turkey crown -plus the shops are full of meaningless crap that don't make it merry or happy - I'm going for a lie down ...
Yep the Jack Daniels helps Christmas is just not the same like the old days when it was all in black and white... Happy New Jumper to everyone
It'll be really ancient by the time it gets finished. Its ok also got a bottle of grey goose. That wont last long.
That xmas advert for sky movies does my tits in - the one where the little girl gets told to eat her sprouts and that big white blow up t**t says "sprouts are delicious and full of nutrition....oh no." Sick of seeing it every commercial break any way if you pay a subscription for sky why do you have to have adverts? - greedy b**tards