So what we all getting the better half this year? I usually wander into town on Christmas eve, but there are only about 5 shops on the Isle of Man so I have to actually do some planning this year. I was thinking some new Ugg boots (are they still in fashion?) and maybe some perfume, but this does seem a bit uninspired.
Mine wanted a pair of boots, so got her them and gave them to her already. Thinking she might have a dodgy past.....she got a size 8 <bananafeetMUIR>
Treat her to a few hours with a gigolo. Probably been a few years since she had a decent cock in her!
A new bag and belt is always a winner and she'll have no problem hoovering up the pine needles that fall off the tree.
Medro Tip; Always give the woman a dummy present. I photoshopped the ex Mk One vouchers before for £20. She tried her best to smile and look pleased but you could see behind the eyes that she was ****ed off. I kept the joke going for a few hours before giving her an ipod touch. I could have gave her anything after that and she would have been delighted. Also, it is very easy to photoshop a certificate saying that you have bought a star for the woman. Seems like a really romantic gesture and it's unlikely she would ever check up on it, if she even could. Done that one for a mate of mine before.
No I created it for my good friend Pat as he didn't know what to get his woman. I actually bought him the real thing! <3
I will buy Mrs Pud tickets for a show of her choice ... I do thsi each year and it starts of as me n her going but always ends up with her n her maw... New boots... already purchased Pandora charms Maybe a new watch And that's aboot it ...
