(to the tune of Yesterday)
Christmas day,
All our troubles seemed so far away,
Now Welbeck will not be here to stay,
Oh I believe in Christmas day.
Suddenly,
We're not half the side we used to be,
Relegation hanging over me,
Oh January came suddenly
Why Bent had to go
I don't know, he wouldn't say,
He's a greedy ****,
Now I'm scared of West Ham away.
Christmas day,
It was such an easy game to play,
Now Stevie Bruce has got to hide away,
He ****ed things up in January.
Why Bent had to go
I don't know, he wouldn't say,
He's a greedy ****
But doing well for Houllier-er-er-er
Christmas day,
This was such an easy game to play,
So many ****ing injurays,
Oh, I believe in Christmas day.
Christmas day,
All our troubles seemed so far away,
Now Welbeck will not be here to stay,
Oh I believe in Christmas day.
Suddenly,
We're not half the side we used to be,
Relegation hanging over me,
Oh January came suddenly
Why Bent had to go
I don't know, he wouldn't say,
He's a greedy ****,
Now I'm scared of West Ham away.
Christmas day,
It was such an easy game to play,
Now Stevie Bruce has got to hide away,
He ****ed things up in January.
Why Bent had to go
I don't know, he wouldn't say,
He's a greedy ****
But doing well for Houllier-er-er-er
Christmas day,
This was such an easy game to play,
So many ****ing injurays,
Oh, I believe in Christmas day.
