Christmas Countdown (shamelessly stolen from L'pool board)

Hate first....people forget or too ignorant and selfish to see that christmas is marketed for the ideal world...which it is not.

 

My plans;

No decorations

Dinner out with my daughter and her partner before Xmas

Quiet dinner at home with my son and his girlfriend on Xmas Day (I will be cooking the dinner, they will be cooking Boxing Day)

Sat 27th watch Premier League Rugby at Twickenham thanks to free tickets from Aviva

Sun 28th will Posh finally win a League match before the year ends?

 

I shall probably spend 2 1/2 weeks completely blissfully oblivious then suddenly panic that it's almost Christmas and I've not sorted anything out, before rushing out to panic buy. As usual!

 

Yesssssssssss, but I just can't get enough wrapping paper. So far I've cleared out 11 shops of their entire stock, but it's not enough.

 

Worst ever present was a secret santa one from work. I opened it and it was a bear wearing a Christmas jumper and when you pressed a button it sang Bing Crosbys white Christmas and danced. Waste of a tenner imo. Annoying after the 2nd time you'd heard the song.

Last year my mate at work got given a massive black vibrator from her secret santa (was another member of staff who hated her). It wasn't appreciated. Moral of this story...don't work where I work.

Oh and Santa isn't real kids. There I've said it.

 

By the bitter tone in your post, it sounds like you were jealous and wanted to swap with your friend.

 

Well a vibrator that plays white christmas and a cuddly bear that is a vibrator sounds awesome.

 

How about a dancing bear shaped vibrator that plays "o come all ye faithful "?

 

This Christmas I will be with family and friends feeling very blessed and content

Merry Xmas to one and all x

 

It takes some balls doing that R.


Probably very small frozen ones.