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Christmas aftershave

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    What are you expecting to get in the way of 'smellies' this year?

    I've got so many bottles of aftershave that I've had to put an embargo on any more. In no particular order I smell like these;

    Boss - Bottled Night
    Boss - Orange
    Paul Smith - Extreme
    Diesel - Fuel for Life Spirit
    Dior - Eau Sauvage
    Ermenegildo Zegna - Uomo

    Recently finished off Hugo Boss Pure, Hugo Boss Soul and Dolce & Gabanna The One

    I smell like a tarts boudoir.
     
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  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I will kill you.
     
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  3. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Thanks, I'll be a nice smelling corpse.
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Senga 2012 used to work in the fragrance shop so big trev has got the lot.

    Top 5

    Boss Bottled
    Lacoste (white bottle)
    Gucci made to measure
    Paul Smith extreme
    Diesel (canny mind the name)
     
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  5. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Tom Ford-Orchid
    Tom Ford-Neroli Portofino
    Acqua Di Parma-blue bottle
    Issey Miyake-not sure what it's called

    I did have Brut,Old Spice and Karate but gave them to Mon.

    ps Has to be up there for Gayest Thread of the Year
     
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  6. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I am truly and deeply honoured to receive such an accolade. It puts Mon's POTY shenanigans into perspective.
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    In no particular order...

    Jazz
    Fahrenheit
    Denim Musk
    YSL L'homme
     
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  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    This fred is gayer than <SamAxe>'s closet fred.

    Grove you are the worst poster on the internet <doh>
     
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  9. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Looked what the dog sicked up! TobeAlone, where have you been? I've been posting similar drivel for ages and you are just full of piss and vinegar that your name wasn't on the POTY list.
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I didn't include any past winners in the poll.
     
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    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    And I'm the only **** to tell you to **** off, the other sheeple on here contribute to your pish <doh>

    I'm a born POTY, you have no ****ing clue <doh>
     
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    SaveTheHumans Well-Known Member

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    Get him telt Toby
     
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  13. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Someone needs to tell these mongs how things work <grr> <grr>
     
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Drakkar Noir is the choice of all greaseballs and Halloween-faced goons like me.
     
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  15. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Just goes to show what damage drugs will do to the brain. You are the worst type of poster on here, hardly ever post anything original, just lurking in the wings waiting to respond to others with ^^^^ and ****.or "Why don't you kill yourself <ok> "

    Why can't others contribute to my pish by the way? Isn't that the purpose of a forum?
     
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    Creed - Aventus
     
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  17. Tina.

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    Gerry wearing denim to go with his culottes lol
     
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