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Christ On Trial

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Aug 23, 2012.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    A new book from Tony Bushby which is out now. Did Jesus exist? The evidence is tabled and the Jury will decide.

    New facts from leaked centuries old Vatican records.

    Awesome


    www.vatileaks.com

    Only for those with the capabilities of extending their minds.
     
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  2. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    A new what? Boof?

    What a ****ing imbecile <laugh>
     
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  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    The Catholic church is spending £170 billion a year according to that website.

    Get Eddie on the case of this.
     
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  4. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    He does exist and He looks like this.
     
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  5. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Nah sweetheart, Jesus had a beard. And he was black.
     
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    Almost correct, our Lord being Middle Eastern would have had olive complexion<ok>
     
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  7. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    True. But like Michael Jackson, we forced him to become a white man.

    Racism. Some things never change.
     
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    I once came across a book entitled The Many Faces of Christ. The earliest pictures showed him clearly middle Eastern and a few depicted him as black as Kunta Kinte as it moved throught the ages into the modern era so Christ became more white. Just like you say Michael Jackson.

    We will only know the truth after we have died <ghost>
     
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    Tina_old Princess

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  10. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Great cross for the first goal the other night. And he certainly nailed that header. He's definitely resurrected his career since Neil became manager.
     
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    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I think Im coming round to the fact that God indeed exists.

    I think that is what has resulted in my inner calmness.
     
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  12. Tina_old

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    I preferred the feisty, penis showing ER :(
     
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    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I pray for you and your torment.
     
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  14. PleaseNotPoll

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    He probably did exist or there wouldn't have been the need to make up such a ludicrous back story to get him to fulfil the Jewish Messiah checklist.
    That whole census thing is just laughable.
     
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  15. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    I read somewhere that he might have had had a hunched back and been an ugly little fella.
     
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  16. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Second Coming
     
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    Shameless Well hung member

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    He turned me into a newt
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The only place I've seen that was in a short story (canny mind who wrote it) where a guy went back in time only to discover that Jesus was a ******ed ***** hunchback and decided to replace him as the messiah all the way up to getting crucified, thereby actually creating the whole mythos and resultant religion himself.

    They time travellers are pesky ****s.
     
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  19. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I just travelled back in time to this morning and dipped my balls in your bowl of cereal.

    Gambol munches on ball milk <ok>
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    See whit I mean? Pesky ****s.
     
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