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Chris Martin

Discussion in 'Norwich City' started by johnnywarksmoustache, Mar 26, 2014.

  1. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Was he a dirty bastard when he played for you or has he just developed this side of his game since he joined Derby?

    When he wasn't throwing himself to the floor last night he was kicking 10 bells of 5hite out of our players! Perhaps he wanted to cause a serious injury to one of ours being an ex budgie and all that! He was a bloody disgrace last night but no matter we won in the end!
     
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  3. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    He hates Ipswich and is proving himself to be one of the best players in the lower leagues this season.
     
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  4. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Maybe he was just angry! He has just split up with his missus afterall!
     
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    oldcanariesfan Well-Known Member

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    They haven't split up Warky, they have "Consciously Uncoupled" or whatever that bollox means !
     
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  6. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Basically what that means is that he's stopped giving her one!
     
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    DHCanary Very Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Holt probably taught him everything he knows! <laugh>
     
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    not an untypical reaction, walters springs to mind recently

    i'd read martin was having a good season though, the nasties a-side
     
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    MOTM performance then.
     
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    Just split up with Gwyneth Paltrow as well, must be devastated
     
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    ColkOfTheBarclay Well-Known Member

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    On a complete tangent, a few years back, there was a game on Never Mind the Buzzcocks where you had to describe the name you saw. Chris Martin of Coldplay came up and one of the panellist said "He plays up front for Norwich". I thought it was genius but no one on the show seemed to get it...
     
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    Legend? Bit hit and miss if you ask me!
     
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    For his behaviour against Ipswich.
     
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  16. Oxcanary

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    Really not fair you have to do more than this to be a CR legend!
     
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  17. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    UNDER RATED PLATER<capslock>
     
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