Is this you when you was holiday? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...inside-PENIS-sexual-adventure-goes-wrong.html
gas mclovin and chris often goes on camping trips together so may have been mclovins fork! but may have been lan. however your comment rod seems to look more like diversion tactics so im beginning to think its you
Im no expert here but what I think he is trying to say is "I would of stabbed him in the eye, One of the ones in his head" Fascinating creatures to study the welsh. Although they are somewhat dim-witted and tend to shag there own relation, They do provide moments of humour when trying to communicate to a more intelligent species. Has Heads are also the same