Chlamidia

shagged a wee burd a few weeks ago. ma mate shagged her the same night and he has chlamidia. great news eh?

 

she sounds lovely

 

totally no worth it. worst ride ever.

 

Wee fanny jst texted back 'am only jokin'. He's a wee gremlin bastard

 

you mug

you probably both got it anyway and just dont know it yet

 

he went to the clinic tho n thats him just got the all clear.

 

Nev, this thread is nothing without pictures

By the way, this bird that you shagged, she didn't have unusual nipples by any chance??

 

she's got tiny nipples, hard to find actually

 

and women complain about how men don't know where the clitoris is, here's ****in Nev, canny even find the nipples

 

Naw Tommy, that's not Nev

His cock is smaller and darker

 

am tellin ye her nipples are tiny. av shagged her a few times (always paraletic to be fair) and always had trouble findin them last time a shagged her it was a sunday night n a had jst banged 4 vals n wz ready for bed when she texted me. eneded up stoppin half way thro shaggin her n said am gony have to go home am fallin asleep here. was a disaster

 

what does that mean?

 

ML11 posted a picture of that psycho bird he was pumpin, and on the window sill behind her was a moth, and I asked if it was her pet

well remembered Girvan

 

Awrite probs came oot her hole

 

I feel your pain Girvan

Frankie Boyle on Sat night, then Hampden yesterday....****in shagged today.....worth it though

 

****in alky bastards

 

hold on here - who shagged her first, you or your mate?

 

me. he's clean so am guessin am clean?

 

****ing ****s

 

thats usually how it works ML