Just for a bit of fun. I've known for what seems like forever that I was born under the sign of the rabbit. And I must admit, it's been a bit of a problem for me. On face value, who wants to be known as a bloody rabbit? To call someone a rabbit is pretty insulting right? So in the back of my mind, I've always secretly yearned to something as potent as a tiger or a dragon. But then again, I've always been thankful that I wasn't born a pig or a rat. Although for reasons beyond me, I've always loved the name Biggie Rat, who was uber cool as far as I was concerned as a kid. Biggie Rat was the nefarious little rodent who masterminded Itchy Brother's plans to depose his sibling King Leonardo, from his rightful place upon the throne of Bongo Congo. But I digress. The reason for this little bit aside, is the run down on the qualities of each of the Zodiac signs. It started me to thinking, which is never too good an idea at the best of times, for more often than not, it leads to utter ****. You will have noticed by now that I like to sit at the keyboard and promote crap. There's a good reason for this, it's the only outlet I have. My wonderful lady won't let me do out loud at home. She's never been so insensitive as to label it a verbal colon blow or anything like that, but in the past she's made it patently clear that what she wants wafting into her delicate little wing nuts, is something of substance, not fanciful bullshit. Anyways, back to the job at hand. According to the Chinese Zodiac, we rabbits are amazing people. And on reading what it had to say, I fully agree. It only reaffirmed what I already knew. I've always been a patient person with a quiet, thoughtful personality. As I get about in my elegance, I'm ever kind and respectful of others. If I find people in trouble, I'm alert and gentle. In short I'm a truly wonderful person and others are lucky to have me around. Now the careers part of the scope proved most interesting. It seemed to strike a chord in me. I don't know why, but it pitched me back to my younger days when waste length hair, long beards, kaftans, beads, Bob Dylan and weed ruled my life. Peace was everywhere, and so too was all night rooting. When I read the career choices, the first thing that popped into my melon was hooter. The preferred careers for rabbits: Cultivation, breeding, education, health care, medicine, culture, police work and politics. How good is that? Everything important in life. If I educated myself on the breeding of hooter, I could cultivate crops for the betterment of medicine and health care, and as such, enhance the culture of our society. I'd also have to take a hand in politics as it's the only way to get the police on side. I'm sure they have more to do than chase down some poor bloke with a bit of Black Bart in his trousers. If anyone wants to give an insight into their personal life, please feel free. The Chinese Zodiac is a fantastic place to start. I can't believe how wonderful I am.
