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Chinese Horoscope

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  1. Tina_old

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    Use folk from the forum if you can be arsed. I've put my answers in brackets



    CHINESE HOROSCOPE:



    THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON, WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE IN THE CHINESE NEW YEAR


    FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS - DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND
    YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T.


    TAKE 3 MINUTES - TRY THIS -NO CHEATING !!!!

    THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY


    1st. Get PEN and PAPER

    2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW. Use folk off here <laugh>

    3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS!!!!! It's very important for good results.


    4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME
    DON`T READ AHEAD
    otherwise

    YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.




    On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.


    BESIDE the NUMBERS 1 & 2,


    WRITE DOWN ANY
    2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.
    DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?


    BESIDE the NUMBERS 3 & 7,


    WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS
    OF THE OPPOSITE SEX...




    CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT





    WRITE ANYONES NAME (like FRIENDS or FAMILY. ...)


    next to 4, 5, & 6 .



    DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID



    WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11


    Finally, MAKE A WISH


    ARE YOU READY?
    HERE IS THE
    KEY TO THE GAME



    THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in
    SPACE 2






    THE PERSON IN SPACE
    3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE (Dev <laugh>)







    THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in
    SPACE 7 (Nev<laugh>)






    YOU CARE MOST about t he PERSON you put in
    SPACE 4 (Ian Beale <laugh>)








    THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO

    KNOWS YOU VERY WELL... (ST <yikes>)







    THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR LUCKY STAR (Venom <laugh>)








    THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE

    PERSON IN NUMBER 3 (Dev and JCGE<laugh>)

    THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE

    PERSON IN 7 (This Love and Nev <laugh>)








    THE 10 TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT

    YOUR MIND (common people<confused>)






    AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU

    FEEL ABOUT LIFE (Hail Hail <confused>)






    NUMBER 1 IS YOUR

    LUCKY NUMBER
    SEND THIS TO A MINIMUM OF 10 PEOPLE
    WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.



    IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Bollocks.
     
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  3. Tina_old

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    I know <laugh>
     
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    aw shucks <hug>
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

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    Man up FFS ya wee tube.
     
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    What a pile of ****e.
     
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  7. Tina_old

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    **** off then. Go on. Nobody wants you here, except ER.
     
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  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Well, if ER wants me here, that is good enough for me<diva>

    You have to admit though, you built it up a bit too much, no?
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Bullplop
     
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  10. Tina_old

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    I just copied and pasted tbh. It's a lot of ****e, I just thought it was a wee bit humourous putting folk off here in it.

    How wrong was I? <laugh>
     
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    rerr <ok>
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

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    Would you like to share peppered mackerel with me honey?
     
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  13. RAVENBLACK

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    As wrong as you always are fudstick.
     
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  14. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Marvellous idea!
     
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  15. Fabulous Fabio

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    Admit it, you're just raging she never used your name
     
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  16. Erik

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    Hi ER

    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  18. RAVENBLACK

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    <laugh>
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    ****in beelin.
     
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