Children in Need

The big day has finally arrived, lots of rich and famous people on TV trying to put the general public on a guilt trip to raise some cash for the kids. Can't even avoid the bucket collectors at my local boozer tonight so I'm planning on staying in and watching a few films until it's all over.

How are you spending Children in Need evening?

 

Fucking your wife up the dunger.

 

I shall spend the evening drinking wine and not watching any telly.

 

That makes two of us

Should be fun.

 

Nothing different then.

 

As long as we keep the lights on. I don't want any unexpected intrusions.

 

You should get you missus to join Not606. Oh the laffs we'd have

 

And the crying. I forgot to mention crying in the dark.

 

After a few drinks and being in the dark one holes pretty much as good as any.

 

...which is why I ended up crying in the dark.

 

Aye, if she saw some of the ****e I write here it could be divorce number 3

 

Which, let's face it, would also be funny.

 

I'm sure I'd look back and laugh one day.

 

Do you find that your wives are getting progressively uglier or are they much of a muchness.

 

Nah, it wid be funny to us. Divorce is no laffing matter when yer involved. The bitch.

 

Av been informed my ex-missus has moved back into the area. I hope she hasn't aged well. Hivny seen her in about 8 years. If she's still as good looking I'll end up trying to bang her

 

I'll be flicking between the Scotland game and the Portugal-Sweden WC play-off.

Will probably have a big **** before going to bed.

 

I met an ex (the money grabbing cow one) a couple of weeks ago and she looked slim and healthy. I knew praying to God that she got AIDS and cancer was waste of time.

 

Believe it or not they have been getting progressively better. The current Mrs Gas is very attractive and physically in great shape. She's a yoga instructor. I often wonder how she ended up with a **** like me.

 

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