Slightly off topic but. A Big black prostitute got a tattoo of ASHLEY COLE & JOHN TERRY faces on the inside of her thighs. She says 2 her punter Paddy 'if u can guess who they r u get a free shag'. He looks left & right & says 'i dunno who those ugly bastards r but the 1 in the middle with the fat lips & curly hair is DIDIER DROGBA.