Chelski Headline Game

Well, well well. Here's a chance for all those who are only happy when being negative to excell. Will it all be doom and gloom or will that silver lining shine through?

Will PPT tell us about Townsend's goal or will JPF lament a missing defence.

Has Chippy burnt his chips or has No Chance spotted an opportunity to win?

Now is the time of reckoning.

Rules as before:

1. One entry per person.
2. Submissions to be made by 7.30pm Tuesday 16/02/2016
3. If more than 4 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote.
4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.

 

Newcastle determined to stay loss free for next 18 days.

 

Smug steve's smile sparks ****storm

 

Chelsea
See off
Toothless Toon
McLaren's manic grin never falters!

 

Blue was the colour
Football was the game
Newcastle were appalling
McLaren still remains.

 

Bridge Over The River Cry

 

or a Bridge too far

 

Townsend Stunner Keeps Deficit to Only Four

 

Newcastle sold their best players and are being relegated

 

Newcatle United Football Charity Gives Pensioners Free Meal.

 

McClaryngitis leaves Toon faithful Speechless

 

Gus shows world how **** Mourinho is as a manager

 

A bridge over troubled toon waters.

 

Someone give Steve a Chelsea smile

 

Only one worse performance at a Bridge this weekend. RIP Viola Beach.

 

Ouch

 

Put together a sentence including knuckle and close.

 

I prefer deep balls

 

I sense a lot of hatred from the mopes coming your way...

 

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