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We could never attract Sturridge in a million years!

For me Alex, Bosingwa, Drogba and Anelka are all unrealistic, so out of the remainder I'd have Kalou.
 
Well, according to the Oatcake, we had 7 CB's on the pitch at Goodison, IF we had Alex, we could make it 8.

This is the 3 Year Plan, a Goalkeeper and 10 CB's, apparently, Crouch, Jerome, Jones AND Mama are going back to the Training Ground with Denis Smith to become the new CB's - Ricc was going to be drafted in but he told Pulis to stick his banana where the sun don't shine


Typical bloody Fuller!!!!
 
Now then Jose!!!

Did I tell you that I once had a Police record --------------Walking on the Moon
 
Torres is NOT a CB or DM - so that's a no no!

Lampard in the cage - that's a no no too - but his Missus in a cage with Mrs Crouch and a mud bath ------------AAAGGHH - pacemakers at dawn