CHELSEA Headline Game II

Typical!! Just to make my job that bit harder.

Well in true JPF style I am going to change the original rules and make this a 5 way final vote. Same rules as before except you CAN now vote for yourself.

Who will find their days sifting through other peoples bins for news, it's up to you lot.

Let the voting commence.

 

That's a very sneaky way of making sure we dont vote for ourselves - make sure we can't vote for anyone!!!

 

Give the man a chance.

 

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My turn



You do realise that you CAN vote for yourself in this round!!!

 

Yes, but I voted for the one I thought was best.

I am losing in the way I like to lose

 

Are you Mourinho in disguise.

 

Another draw! What will Top Cat decide this time?

 

Bambi is no more.



Who killed Bambi is the question on everyone's lips.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwWx0TiPu6s


Suffice to say, as a result, we now need a new press officer.


As before great consideration has been given to determining who the new P O is.......


Suspicion has fallen on Comrade A Commie Spy given his KGB and Pravda background combined with his close loss to Bambi in the last Headline Game.


That being said no-one knows how hard hit the Jak Attack was to lose his position as PO. We all know how proud he was to have been the inaugural winner.


I've looked at the first rounds voting which, surprise surprise was another tie between Comrade A Commie Spy and Jak Attack with others. So no help there.


Consideration has been given to previous games and how lying, cheating and deceptive either contestant has been in those games. Will Comrade A Commie Spy ever win another game? Consideration has been given to the lack of any financial inducements made by either person to the one person who could make a difference. "cough" cough".


and it is therefore with a tremendous fanfare that I announce that the winner is


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAJniMeESOU





The Jak Attack




That's right ACS hell ain't frozen over yet.



But rest assured it's nothing personal.

Well, go on, yes it is.

 

Ball bag

 

Good job Trev doesn't hold grudges!

 

Revenge is a dish best served forever

 

Thanks Trev. In the words of Meatloaf two out of 3 ain't bad! Feel sorry for Boro Gully when the only vote he got in the 2nd phase was his own. No such feelings for ACS - he shouldn't be allowed to win any more competitions until he produces his promised arse in Fenwicks window. Think Derby day would be most appropriate and will be going by to check.

By the way did I tell you what my job here is in Jakarta - I am the Editor of the Jakarta Post - should I be disqualified?

 

Wait!


Err....



... you do remember that I tried to help you out, right?


Yeah?

 

I'm just hoping the next headline will be:

PARDEW STICKS IT UP THE ARSE!

 

You should have kept that in the bag. It could have been a winner. Or maybe "Pardew sticks it up wenger's arse n'all"

 

wonga wollops wenga in the arse

 

Given the type of forum we are on you never know whether to believe what people say. This one I'm tempted/inclined to believe.

That being said you might have just caused one or two competitors to review their ongoing participation.

 

bloody journalists! lol

 

It was a joke. I am just a geologist. However I do try and choose interesting titles for my reports. " Get your rocks off in Sulawesi" was my last one.
And by the way if anybody is mulling their participation I think it has a lot more to do with the rather unusual rules interpretation by the competition organiser than the qualities of the other entrants.