The previous one was better, that time they had people saying they'd seen the player in games and things. This time the guy is just making a name up, telling them they're a fast defender, and then they're saying they need a fast defender so he's the type of player they should be looking at.
He'd never get away with that in Hull. Spoof reporter stops Kempton on Newland ave. Reporter : What do think of Steve Bruce's plans to sign Garth Veder, from Ankh Morpork, is he the kind of signing you need ? Kempton : No is it ****, **** off !
