Chelsea, dont you just love it

Couldnt happen to a nicer bunch of southerners.

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddbal...-a-chelsea-fan-following-champions-league-win

Robert Mugabe reveals he's a Chelsea fan following Champions League win




Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddbal...-following-champions-league-win#ixzz1w7IcPGHY


The Zimbabwean president, who has ruled the country for 32 years, revealed his love of the London club after a testimonial match for former national captain Benjani Mwaruwari, 33.

Mugabe says he supports Chelsea and Barca (Picture: Getty)

The dictator, 88, apparently told the Portsmouth striker: ‘I followed you and watched some of your games, but I am a Chelsea and Barcelona supporter and I always want them to score.’


'When I watch soccer, I do not want anyone to disturb me. Even my wife knows where to sit because while they are scoring in the field I will also be scoring at home, kicking everything in front of me.'

Mugabe also recounted his own tales of playing football, adding: 'I have scored a lot of goals at my home, but I can only remember scoring once during the days we played a lot of football as I grew up.

'It was rather fortunate, too. I just hit the ball towards goal and the goalkeeper was poor so it went in.'

Chelsea achieved Champions League glory last weekend when Didier Drogba saved the Blues from the jaws of defeat by pulling his side level in the 88th minute with a bullet header past Bayern Munich keeper Manuel Neuer.


Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddbal...-following-champions-league-win#ixzz1w7I8Tkb2

 

Doubtless he tried ManU first but couldn't afford the merchandise.

 

I'm surprised he didn't claim to have come on as a second half sub and scored the winner!

It just goes to show that all politicians are glory hunters - with the exception of Gordon Brown who claimed to support Dunfermline. He didn't of course but thought it sounded good

 

no he didnt he claimed to support raith rovers (the rivals of dunfirmline) and he still has a season ticket now

 

I stand corrected - you are right I had forgetten that. He represented Dunfermline

 

only know because my dad was a dunfirmline fan himself along with half my family

 

La la la Where was he when they were ****, where was he when they were ****

Nice one Bill

 

'.....because while they are scoring in the field I will also be scoring at home, kicking everything in front of me......'

That's exactly how he has retained power for 30+ years, kicking the opposition ... TO DEATH!!

Scum of the earth.

 

Osama supported Arsenal. I also saw Saddam down Benwell highstreet with a scum top on

 

That has amused me tbh. Lol

 

So who did Ceausescu, Pol Pot and General Pinochet support?