http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/ayrshire-woman-orders-cheese-biscuits-5259850 Welcome to Ayrshire
Someone I know once broke into some poor bastards house with her pal, made herself some cheese and crackers and then got lifted after being found passed out with a plate of half eaten cheese'n'crackas. She stays in Ayr now. Probably no coincidence.