To the tune of 'Mistletoe and Wine' by Cliff Richard and if you don't know it... tough... find somebody that does Christmas Time, hear the kids whine, âI'm telling Mum, she said that was mineâ And then they start fighting, there's tantrums galore And to give my own head peace I make for the door. âYou'll not leave me with this lot!â the wife starts to shout, âOh no... you just watch girl, 'cause I'm going out. I'll not be out boozin' that wouldn't fair, But they're doing my head in and I need some fresh air.â The wife then starts crying, and I feel quite bad, The kids then start asking âWhat's wrong wi' Mum, Dad?â I feel like blowing a gasket, and I'm sure that I could, So I say, âKids it's Christmas, you're supposed to be good.â Yeah, I know it's Christmas, it only lasts for one day, It's 'peace and goodwill' time, why can't they just play? Oh God one's started puking, he ate too much rich food, When you look back at Christmas... is it really that good?
