My neighbor`s have recently sold their house and in the drive way is a **** off great skip full of all the stuff they ripped out as they are renovating it. Lots of noise ,banging smashing & talking loudly outside. I am working nights so these ****s are effecting my sleep. The piss takers have taken to using my drive way out the front and for the first few weeks i let it go but two days ago i snapped. <Sound of silver Nissan backing into drive, followed by me banging on the upstairs window> Me "What are you doing? you can`t park here mate" Neighbor <Smiles & waves > <I then run downstairs ? bust open the front door> Me "You can`t park here mate this is private property" Neighbor "It`s ok i`m the landlord" <3 men stare at me with ****ty smirks on their faces" Me "Ok how?" Neighbor "I will only be 10 minutes" Me "If you wanted to park on my drive you should`ve asked permission" Neighbor "Don`t worry i will only be 10 mins" Me "I am not worried , but don`t park here again park in the street if i see your car here again i will have it towed" <I slam the door and re enter my house> Today the cheeky **** has parked here again, after making a cup of tea i went out and the car had already moved but now i put 2 wheelie bins in the drive. Now it`s a waiting game of cat & mouse.
Give a couple of local tearaways a fiver each to damage it next time he parks it there. Sounds like the guy thinks your a fanny who he can walk over btw.
If the OP was a real man, he wouldn't have written a post on an internet forum describing a scenario that sounds like he got rinsed by a couple of ****s from next door.
They were all asian one man being in his 60`s/70`s with a big captain Birdsey white beard. I don`t want it to look like a hate crime, i am going to create a fake murder scene with the police tape and maybe some fake blood if i can find a stockist.
