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Chavs flogging bent goods

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  1. PINKIE

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    John Terry tweeted to a fan who posted a signed picture of him

    'Where did you receive this from because that's not my writing or signature? It's fake and if you paid for it you should ask for your money back. JT'

    and the fan replied that he bought the memento from the Chelsea club shop

    ****ing Shysters <laugh>

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/33129792
     
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  2. SpursDisciple

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    That's funny but also scandalous
     
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    Nothing is beneath the Chavs <whistle>
     
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  4. Stan

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    The lengths they'll go to in order to comply with FFP...
     
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    <laugh>

    They really are the pikies of english football.
     
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  6. NSIS

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    They haven't done your driveway, have they? <yikes>
     
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    Is this some sort of FFP thing? They're signing defective goods in Falcao, so they have to sell a bunch of equal value?
     
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  8. UnitedinRed

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    I would be asking 'what driveway' if they had...
     
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  9. Treble

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    It's ok the matter's been cleared up. In a statement, Chelsea Football Club stated John Terry simply forgot how to spell his own name.
     
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    Actually it is a fake as Terry can't write
     
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    John Terry's actual autograph...

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    Whats the thoughts of the Chavbus FC fans on this scandal
     
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  13. luvgonzo

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    Worried that they will have trouble selling their crap.
     
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    Selling expired turkey sandwiches made from turkey from Lidl bins, now fake signed photos. Gougers <laugh>
     
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    Maybe RA actually made his fortune selling expired Chiken Kievs and not oil<whistle>
     
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    Either way, death involved.
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Normally it's Terry going behind the club's back isn't it? Sure it was him who was 'selling' tours of the training ground to execs without club knowledge a few years back.
     
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    I reckon they got that work experience student to sign them at gunpoint

    <ok>
     
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    The comments on this thread have been superb, well done to all involved. <laugh>
     
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  20. Mad Dog used to be the manager of a toy shop (so I'm told by a very good source), before he fell into the Russian mafia oil business.

    What this has to do with CFC faking John Terry's handwriting and signature on promotional goods, I have no idea.
     
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