Chat up lines and other easy ways to get slapped

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Nice legs...what time do they open?

Hi, the voices in your head told me you wanted to have sex with me tonight.

(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

You've got 206 bones in your body, fancy another one?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

You. Me. Whipped cream. Nipple clamps. Trained gerbils. Any questions?

 

Lets play carnival! You sit on my face and I'll guess your weight!

 

Rodeo sex, take her from behind, call her by another womans name and see how long you can stay on for

I'm wasted you'll do!

You must be the token fat lass?

 

Tonight your a star and i`m the big dipper

 

This face is leaving town at midnight - Be on it!

 

I've heard you have lost your virginity. Any chance I use the box it came in?

 

They call me Pinnochio if you sit on my face I'll tell you some lies!

 

This one works

Beckoning a girl over with one finger, when she comes over say see i made you come with one finger, think about what i could do with 10

 

Go up to a big fat lass

"Have you got a pen luv???"

she gets excited and replies "yes yes"

You reply "can you get back in it please your scaring the fit ones off"

 

Walk up to a girl, and get her to feel your shirt. While she's doing that go, "You feel that? That's boyfriend material."

 

Brilliant, love that one.

 

Serious one my mates favorite wad do you want to **** he got laid more times than slapped.

 

nice legs mind if I use them as a scarf?

 

Fancy an Australian kiss? Its like a french kiss but down under!

 

I stole that one from this video. Blokes a legend http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpqwG_naXAg