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Match Day Thread Charlton Vs Scunthorpe

Discussion in 'Charlton' started by DonCorleone, Mar 6, 2017.

  1. DonCorleone

    DonCorleone Well-Known Member

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    It's been an embarrassing few weeks for everyone involved at Charlton:

    - a pathetic run of form against some terrible teams. The only team as bad as us at the moment are Scunthorpe and we all know what means..
    - KR claims to have seen something he'd never seen before in a changing room - some say Texiera was masturbating during the team talk, others say Watt was injecting scag in the toilet.
    - Charlton's Global Scout Paul D. May was the victim of a brutal assault - the perpetrator being a prepubescent girl.
    - Owner Roland Duchatelet has claimed Rick Everett smells like piss and vinegar - having walk past him before, I can attest to that.
    - Diminutive cult hero Elfsborg Addick managed to embarrass himself after two pints of shandy. His ghastly purple number was also the butt of many jokes, and it has been retired along with the pink puffer and the olive slug coat.


    I'd like to see the following team.

    Phillips
    Solly Konsa Bauer Chicksen
    Byrne Aribo Ulvestad Holmes
    Kag Magennis


    We have a knack of letting teams on a **** run beat us, take in to account our dreadful group of players and manager....

    Charlton 1 - 3 Scunthorpe
     
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    <laugh>

    It's coming to something when you want Aherne-Grant to play.

    The full backs are ****e, but we have missed Solly.

    No Ulvestad please - he rivalled Page and Watt as our worst player on Saturday.

    Prediction - a real attendance of 4,600
     
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  3. SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious

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    Agree with the team except KAG. Put another player in midfield and stop the run if losses with a dire 0-0.
     
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  4. ForestHillBilly

    ForestHillBilly Well-Known Member

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    I can't see us getting anything from this one. Single goal defeats are the norm, so I'll go for 1-2 to the Iron. And the lads will be hurting again.
     
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  5. DonCorleone

    DonCorleone Well-Known Member

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    I'm going to the game as I'll be in London. I don't want to see Crofts, Novak or Watt anywhere near the first XI. May as well put Tex upfront instead of those fat lumps. He has more goals for Charlton this season than Novak and Watt combined, as does Bauer.
     
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  6. Holden Chinaski

    Holden Chinaski Well-Known Member

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    We're going to lose. That much I know. The thing I'm debating is wether to go or not? I'm about 85% on the not bothering as I've just given up football.
     
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    Holden Chinaski Well-Known Member

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    On another note, anyone watched Logan? I might do that tomorrow.
     
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  8. ElfsborgAddick

    ElfsborgAddick Well-Known Member

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    I am glad you spelt cult correclty!:emoticon-0137-clapp
     
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  9. ElfsborgAddick

    ElfsborgAddick Well-Known Member

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    Oh yeah, as for the result, who gives a flying!
     
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  10. Ken Shabby

    Ken Shabby Well-Known Member

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    Can't for the life of me see a win coming, except for the possibility of a random win like the one Fraeye nicked at home to Middlesbro last season. And thst was achieved despite the protests that some people regard as so damaging. Scunny are also off form, but not as awfull as us. I'll go for a 1-1 draw as we can't buy a clean sheet. Be interesting to see the attendance (no Ksarien, not the official one, the actual numbers in the ground).
     
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  13. ForestHillBilly

    ForestHillBilly Well-Known Member

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    The Footballers Vs The Homophobes in a game of frisbee.
     
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  14. ElfsborgAddick

    ElfsborgAddick Well-Known Member

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    Another load of nonsensical poo from the club.
     
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  15. ForestHillBilly

    ForestHillBilly Well-Known Member

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    'mon the 'phobes.
     
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  16. DonCorleone

    DonCorleone Well-Known Member

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    Has anyone seen the 'proud valiants'?

    There was the incident that didn't happen, in which they were beaten up, but I have never heard or seen anything to do with a lgbt supporters group.
     
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  17. ElfsborgAddick

    ElfsborgAddick Well-Known Member

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    That was a strange business.
     
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  18. ForestHillBilly

    ForestHillBilly Well-Known Member

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    A bit like the incident which didn't happen, where KR took the team into the Championship, challenging for promotion to the Premier League.
     
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  19. Talal El

    Talal El Well-Known Member

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    50/50 whether I can be arsed to go tonight.
    Depends if I want to ruin my evening or not
     
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  20. SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious

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    It was a made up story about ''Charlton Rainbows'' or something similar - this group was formed out of the controversy due to the overwhelming support from the media.
     
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