Charlie Chalk was a childhood hero of mine, but it turns out he wasn't on a lost island at all. He was off his tits. And he raped a Moomin. Here's an interview with him where he discusses his drug abuse and bis for London Mayor. http://sendawaythetigers.wordpress.com/2012/01/26/charlie-chalk-behind-the-painted-smile/
It wasn't funny the first twice he posted it. It's even less funny the third time. This **** is worse than NewsBot.
You need to try a bit harder. Gary Speed's corpse would make a better wum than you. In fact the rope that Speed used in his chokey games would make a better wum than you. In fact the ****e that slid out his arse when he finally shuffled off this mortal coil would make a better wum than you. In fact....I give up.