Flicking through the channels last night and couldn't change off of channel 5. When I put it on there was a midget bird totally naked....how could I possibly watch anything else? The program was about a modelling agency called Ugly UK and they use midgets, ugly ****s and freaks for photoshoots and the like The midget posed naked beside what can only be described as a naked Jabba the Hut Funny as ****
http://www.ugly.org/ugly_models.php?name=wee-folk Loaded magazine wanted to tie a midget to balloons but he was too heavy....so they just threw him in the air and took photos
thot u wer gony talk about the chessboard killer. he was on before ugly models. what a complete nutjob. killed over 60 people with a hammer
Theres 2 more episodes on the 2nd and the 9th of September Some really freaky ****s. Some bird from Edinburgh that has 4000 piercings. They asked her where and she said hundreds up her fanny and up her arse How the **** do you pierce inside someones arse?
I was saying you might as well try shag a can of coke than shag her.....would be about the same amount of metal there was a guy with loads of piercings who called himself Prince Albert
Did you see thing on C4 last night about Hurricaine Katrina, it was all footage filmed by residents before, during and after the event. Some real scary stuff
When I was at alton towers a few weeks ago, there was a black couple walking about eating big bits of chicken. Seen them a few times throughout the day and they always had chicken
ma mate works in london. he says goin to KFC is like watching lions eatin a zebra. he wasnt even laffin either he was ragin
What is their fascination with fried chicken? Theres a house in Strathaven on the main road that has a table in the garden covered in golliwogs
I hate KFC. I don't eat any meat off the bone <barrowman> so avoid it at all costs Give me a burger king anyday On the way back up from alton towers I had a triple bacon cheeseburger in the service station If I stopped playing football I'd ****ing balloon. Right now I'm at the Bougherra build Not fat, but not slim
if there was no one else in kfc to judge me i'd order the super family bucket every time and gorge myself in the corner
