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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Black Caviar, Mar 10, 2014.

  1. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  2. Patience

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    Eddie ya ****! Google reckons that dog is from the Tyne & Wear area and only has three legs.

    Even fat Geordies could catch it. It'll have an arsehole as wide as the space between Alan Shearer's ears and the mental acuity of Alan Shearer.
     
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    Aye but place one fat geordie behind the bastard and he'll run like the wind <ok>
     
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    <laugh>

    I never thought of that. How far can your average Geordie run though? No as far work or the gym anyway.
     
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    With the sight of a dogs asshole in from of them they can shift a bit. Remember Brendan Foster, very good over long distance. :)
     
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    <laugh>

    Jumbone.
     
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    Is there such a thing as a "cert dog"?

    One cheeky mogadon slipped in Fido's breakfast and it's all over.
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    <laugh>

    Microwaved Bell's scotch pies anaw. The food of socialites and kings.
     
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