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Cerrie Burnell

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Jobby Funbags, Jul 6, 2011.

  1. You know, the one armed Cbeebies lady...



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    Question is, would you take a stumpwank aff it?
     
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  2. -jordan-

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    yes. and she could stumpfist me
     
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  3. I bet she's learned to be a bit more nimble with her feet as well.


    PHWWWOAAARRR <foottug>
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I'm a two-hander man myself :emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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  5. Shall I put you down for a doublefootwank while gobblin' the stump, then?
     
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  6. lone ranger

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    stumps are fine but if its got one of those wee alien hands on the end then no chance
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  8. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    If she's bendy she can do me a doublefootwank and a stumping (fisting without the fist) <ok>
     
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  9. She looks like a fairly smooth stump type.


    If she does have wee Beadlefingers, though, the possibilities could be endless....


    I'm ruling nothin' out <ok>
     
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  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    She could use that to tickle your balls <ok>
     
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  11. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    What a total ****er you are, you rip into people about being racist, but here you are talking about someone who is disabled, without the blink of an eye.

    you make me ****ing cringe, you absolute ****ing total hypocrite.

    I cant take the piss out off other ethnic people, but you can take the piss out of disabled people, you ****ing disgust me.
     
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  12. -jordan-

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    or finger his ass
     
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  13. -jordan-

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    oh **** off you fairy
     
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  14. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Huth's gonna kill Stereo!
     
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  15. -jordan-

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    in fact you're the disgrace. just because shes disabled, doesnt mean she cant be the topic of kinky sexual fistiness, the same as every other abled bodied women. its this sort of discrimination you're showing that puts out the message that they're somewhat different and less human than the rest of us. disableist!
     
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  16. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    penis alert, jordan is a ****ing girls name you wannabee puff
     
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  17. lone ranger

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    i just think it'd be really weak and floppy, like a baby seals flipper with most (but not all) of the tendons cut.

    too corpse like
     
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  18. How gay do you need to be to set up a penis alert system?

    Does a big yellow light flash and a siren come on as soon as smell some of that tasty sausagemayo?
     
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  19. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    Go suck your main mans cock(st) you prick
     
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  20. -jordan-

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    actually it's a river that runs through west asia ya fruity ***got
     
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