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Cereal makes a killing at East London cafe

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ponders Revisited, Sep 28, 2015.

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  1. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I'd never advocate the wanton destruction of someone's business, but would you honestly pay £4.40 for a bowl of Golden Grahams or £3.50 for Ricicles?

    I'm no tight git, yet I draw the line at paying over the odds for something I can buy at the nearest Londis. And why would you leave the comfort of your own home to eat cereal at Brick Lane?

    The world is full of (Kellogg's) fruit loops.
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Typical London ****e. **** off Ponders, you kant.
     
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  3. Patience

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    I shall tell you this much, I would pay 4.40 for a bowl of Sugar ****ing Puffs. Can't find them anywhere in Dubai and there's almost no other cereal out there that will placate the kidnapped children in my Arab sex dungeon.
     
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    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Why am I a kant, Kunt? I'm not agreeing with the idea of overcharging folk for cereal.

    I'm deeply offended, Kant Fish, and am now retiring to the sanctuary of my solar.

    :(
     
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  5. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Depends on the demand for said cereal.

    I'm obviously not saying Frosties should be charged at such an extoritonate rate as they're everywhere, but Sugar Puffs are at a premium over here and should these tattie howking hipsters open up a business here, i will be giving them my hard earned money.
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I like granola with coconut milk <diva>
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    No one over the age of 14 should be eating a cereal with the words sugar, honey or chocolate in it.
     
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    Oh **** off, Venom.
     
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  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Why would they not do similar to Starbucks or the like?

    ****ebag ****s.
     
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    Sign Da Ting Well-Known Member

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    Because they'd have no where to drink their coffee tomorrow.
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    A better pun title for the thread would have been, "Cereal Killings" or something similar. Your one doesn't really do it for me @Ponderings
     
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    **** off
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Why? I thought we were buddies.
     
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  14. The Raging Oxter

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    ****.
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    No, silly, not your kind of "buddies" <diva>
     
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    Typical small town norvern inbreed ^^^^^^^^ went to London once, got lost, shat himself, legged it.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I quite like London.

    Pity it's full of ****s
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    There'll be two less when those cereal ****s **** off out of it.
     
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  19. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    London is a great city. Why do people like you make put like it puts the fear in others?

    Dublin ****s all over it for mayhem.
     
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  20. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I just got back from there last night, very pleasant it was too, but doubt I could live there again. Too many blacks and plastic paddies for my liking.
     
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: The Honey Monster fondled ST, jiffy stuffs sugar puffs up his dunghole, then gets kids to pick them out using their teeth, ST and Venom in mutual depression, jiffy got mullahed by mohammed, Jiffy chugs to Sugar Puff's box, st sucks joy out of breakfast, ST in Venom-esque hatred of everything, ST came over his gluten-free muesli, ST eats pink bananas for breakfast

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